My Birthday Reflections On Life And Death; A Plethora Of (Six) Haiku.


Frozen dog shit steams
One less tissue is wasted
Evidence of God

Unavoidable
Red Velvet beacon of light
Death and Life collide

Outback Steakhouse calls
Slaughtered steer sing like sirens
Happy Birthday Me

Sony Dream Machine
Dog lovingly licks my shin
The morning sun waits

Rare seat on the train
Abe Lincoln versus Zombies
Transit nirvana


Vagina spews life
Bloody demise of pigeon
Particles whirling



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  1. JaysDadDecember 12, 2012 at 10:19 AM

    Interesting. Good use of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

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